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1. HE is not into GUYS
2. SHE is not into GURLS
3. WE are not getting MARRIED
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Design by Photokicho!1. what was your favorite dream...?
HAHA i actually have a saved copy of my favorite dream, no i didnt type it all up just for you. haha...: CRAP YOU GUYS. i had the trippiest dream... more vampires. So it's me, jean, mike, sandra, elaine, and jordan hanging out at some weird top secret part of the school. and we're all looking for something and i accidentally do something which i forget what it was but it pisses of a bunch of vampires, and they're all like... you suck! you shall pay! and im like... crap... not if i'm in the sunlight. so all of us normal people run outside and they're all like "well guess what? it's not going to be daylight forever." and im like... oh crap... so then we all conference at my house and i realize that my window has moved and suddenly is twice as big as it used to be. it also has some really crappy blinds and a weird valance. ticks me off. so i get all freaked out because when the vampires are coming, you dont want a big window with crappy blinds. so im freaking out and elaine and jordan have to tie me to a chair while mike convinces me that what we have to do is get away from bellevue... on foot... because gas prices are too high or something stupid like that. thanks mike. jean and sandra are nodding at this point. so im like, ok, we'll walk to *unspecified location of safety* in broad daylight because that's going to be fine. im sure we'll get there before sundown. riiiighhhttt... so we're walking under a friggin freeway when we see this line of vampires going into ritualistic screaming convulsions and we're like... WHAT DO WE DO NOW?? instead of hiding, we go pretend to blend in. i freak out when one of them starts looking at me funny, and sandra freaks out when she realizes, crap these people drink blood. so we're all on the verge of getting some major smackdown when this homeless dude walks by and says "SHUT THE *bleep* UP YOU FRIGGIN RETARDS. JUST SHUT UP!!" and everyone's like... "sorry man." and leave. so we all keep going to the undisclosed location where we're supposed to be safe. along the way, jordan calls up chris and says "hey, we're fleeing... wanna come with us? bring stephen hopkins." and we all go, "JORDAN!!! wtf." and he's like, "hey, we need the mad skills at killing stuff." and we all nod and agree. so we meet the other two at tully's. freaking tully's. and conveniently stephen brought a bow and arrows, and somehow got us a couple of bright red flags with 6ft metal poles. and then greeted me with the routine lesbian comment. chris brought some machetes. we were like "great decision jordan". so we all keep walking all the way to the place o' safety. on the way, it's getting darker and we have to fight off a bunch of vampires led by this really hot blonde vampire who looks kind of like he doesnt want to do it and he totally wants jean as his wife. but we cant let that happen, so, sorry blondie. like... sandra throws a machete at him and screams "stop ogling!!" he's like... alas... and gets in a fight with... ME. the idiot. you think you can hit on my best friend and then get in a fight with me??? so im hitting him with my pole and he's trying to drink me, and then i slap him with a machete and his pretty face bleeds. poor baby. so he gives me this really boo hoo look and limps away. the drama queen. any case, we're fending off hot vampires who claim they want to give us membership into their society and we finally get to the safehouse. which happens to be kiefer sutherland's house. -_-; and yes, papa donald is home. so we ring the doorbell, meanwhile fending off vampires, (jordan totally has this protonic little scene where he's like... "im a pacifist. i dont want to hurt you. just please leave us alone." and the dude tries to eat elaine so jordan dropkicks him to tahiti.) donald sutherland opens the door, goes "dumb vampires" and takes out a shotgun and MOWS THEM DOWN. then he's like... "you guys want some cookies? come on in." and we totally hang out with the sutherlands and talk about the italian job and flatliners while eating cookies and signing yearbooks. lol... and btw, their window is way bigger than mine. but the vampires are freaking scared of that shotgun. although blondie kind of hovers for a while and stares at jean. up until sandra and i tell him in unpleasant words that he is not welcome and would he like to figure out what a capon is? (capon: castrated rooster) he hovers his hot blonde self far away. and then in the morning we're all like... WOO HOO!!! but then kiefer goes "hey... we have a confession... we're daywalking vampires. like blade." and chris goes "well, that is a little odd, but you're cool guys." then the sutherlands are like... "as a parting gift, do you guys want some immortality?" then they change us and we're like... thanks man! which totally renders everything pointless... hold on a second...have i heard about this before? and me how recent was this dream...you didnt like tell me about it when you went to phil or through email somehow...it sounds so familiar...or maybe it was just one them buffy's series, angel or blade trilogy...hehehe.
7. what would you do if you found out that you're bestfriend is a lesbo and is falling for you...? lol... its just the same as if a guy friend was falling for me, only not as weird because it would be my best friend and i know her better. it kind of depends what she'd want though. because if she wants to like... be a couple, i'd probably go on one date (to be fair) and be sure that, nope, nothing there, and then be like "lets just stay friends because i don't like you like that". if she didnt want to make anything of it, then good, i'll ignore it... and it would be just the same as before i found out. yeah, it's not like i'd freak out and OMGOMGOMGEEWWWWWW lol. i'm not a homophobe... so it wouldnt be a problem. cool....i wouldnt have a problem either. plenty of my closest friends turned out gay or together, i was freaked out at frist but eventually i got use to it. besides, i wouldnt turn them down coz they were gay, ey, thats what friends are for. however, i wouldnt be interested in a relationship...lol.